Category: Food

Don’t Roast Your Bird ‘Til You See This

Don’t Roast Your Bird ‘Til You See This

Why is Bass Parade, a website supposedly dedicated to bass fishing and humor, posting a random video of a walleye pro preparing a turkey? 1. Thanksgiving—duh! 2.Because we like to eat. 3. Because he shares some really cool tips for spicing up your gobbler. 4. Two words: BUTTER MEDALLIONS. Trust us on this one. Don’t [...]

November 23, 2010 | 2 Comments More
Now This is a Wacky Worm

Now This is a Wacky Worm

Nobody throws ‘normal-sized’ worms anymore. All the cool kids know that if you’re gonna sling plastic, you better be chuckin’ a worm that’s at least 10-inches long—12-inches, even better. But, if you really want to step your game up, you’ll forego that cliche hand-poured plastic altogether and pull out the big gum… I mean, gun.

October 27, 2010 | 3 Comments More
Would You Eat This?

Would You Eat This?

My daughter loves these designer cake shows (the Cake Boss – yes people really do talk that way in Jersey), so naturally we decided to Google “bass cakes.” Here’s a sample for your perusal. Some not so bad. Some I don’t know if I could eat. You?

October 23, 2010 | 1 Comment More
Best Places to Drink Like a Fish

Best Places to Drink Like a Fish

Most of the anglers I know like to do two things: fish and tell stories (lies) about fishing. And while fishermen won’t hesitate to tell their tales in just about any setting, there’s little doubt that one of the best places to shoot the bull on bass (or whatever species you like to flap your [...]

October 12, 2010 | 13 Comments More
Would You Eat Eel-Salmon?

Would You Eat Eel-Salmon?

An article in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal reported, “The U.S. has moved closer to approving a laboratory tweaked salmon that grows twice as fast as conventional farmed fish and would become the first genetically modified animal to appear on American dinner plates.” The article went on to explain that the genetically engineered fish can grow [...]

September 24, 2010 | 5 Comments More