Category: Dumb
Dumberer: Peta Launching Porn Site
That’s right. I kid you not, and you believe it because you know those Peta nutcases are at least 100 slices short of a full loaf. Peta porn. Peta semi-recently announced that it’s launching the site peta.xxx with porn stars doing…you know…their stuff, while promoting Peta’s lobotomy agenda. Some tidbits from Discovery News:
‘Don’t Let Your Kids Become Hookers’
Now that’s a knee-slapper, ain’t it? More hilarity from those peta “people” (are they?). They are just a punnin’ bunch o’ wordsmiths – which I admit to being a bit amazed by since they’re obviously dealing with some dain bramage and apparently only went to doobie class in school. Check out this hilarity, from here: [...]
Calling All Nerds: Here’s a Shocker (Sorta)
Let me first say that I like and appreciate fish biologists. But at the same time, scientists from time to time study the obvious. Here’s one such example (imo) involving our largie friends – with some real doozies. Goes like this, from here – my comments at the end. > In football, linebackers are usually [...]
Canada Is the New Bassin’ Nicaragua
WTH? Check this out: The president of the NY BASS Chapter Federation (Mike Cusano, good guy) said today his group has changed the rules of its July 23 fishing tournament on the St. Lawrence River. The announcement comes…in the wake of May 30 incident on the river when Roy Andersen, 22, of Baldwinsville, was threatened [...]
Now Bassers Are Being Blamed For…
This is a first for me. Over the years we’ve all heard about tourney anglers being blamed for “catching all the fish,” “killing fish,” hogging boat ramps and even entire lakes, running too fast and really it’s a pretty long list. All of it hogwash…except maybe for the running too fast part. (I’m thinking of [...]
Spam Site’s Goofball Bassin’ Advice
Google’s usefulness has been waning, and one reason is its ability to be exploited by sites like this one, which today produced an “article” about bass fishing that is as dumb as it is useless. In other words, it has some funny stuff. Here are some choice excerpts, typos not corrected:
Sen. Donut: Nix FL Fishing Licenses
When I saw this headline – “State senator wants to get rid of Florida fishing licenses” – I thought it was a joke. I mean, I know there’s some inverse common sense requirement for being a politician, but come on. Do I need to mention that Florida gets a boatload of license revenue from its [...]
Another American Shot at Falcon Lake
Did you hear about the recent incident involving another American, a bass fisherman, that was shot while fishing Falcon lake? No? Hmm, that doesn’t make any sense. The jetski tragedy was all over national news. Why didn’t this situation get that kind of run? Because it has nothing to do with Falcon’s infamous drug pirates, [...]
Not Your Avg Q&A: Dave Mercer (2/2)
If the mind-numbingly intelligent conversation featured in part 1 of our Not Your Average Q&A installment with Dave Mercer left you blowing drool bubbles and grunting like a caveman, hold on to your MENSA card because we’re blowing the doors off this taco stand in part 2! No underwear talk this time. Promise!
Do You Have a ‘Small Rod’?!
One of the many dumb things that’s resulted from a loss of connection with the natural world is Peta – you know, the “tasty animals” folks. And even though there’s an unwritten rule in outdoor media not to give the Peta morons any press, I’m doing it because I think they’re funny!
2 of 2 Dumb Things This Week: Green Nuts
Support Shimano! This is kind of like giving publicity to the Peta nuts, but it’s worth a chuckle. Here’s the deal. The Natural Resources Defense Council – one of those green groups that’s overtly crossed over into animal rights – started this campaign called
